Squishable Snacker - Purple Hen

I really, really don’t expect this hen to lay purple eggs… if it did, I'm just saying that would be great. I mean, would the yolk be purple too? Would my omelette taste like lavender? Green eggs and ham, step aside!This Snacker isn't just any snacker. It's a rarely-seen PARTY SNACKER! It's shiny! It's unusually colored! It's...pretty great! With a base of beans and our special soft fur!