Squishable Mini - Christmas Tree

Tis I! The Mini Squishable Christmas Tree! I'm what people decorate, fawn over, stick stuff under, and rock around for a month straight. And while my more...alive compatriots might be more fragrant and flammable. I happen to be immortal! Beat that, real trees! So you can snuggle me all year round. There's no rule against it. I asked.