Squishable Comfort Food - Hot Sauce

Do you munch on jalapenos for breakfast? Do you guzzle pepper for lunch? Do you secretly carry a tiny bottle of pure capsaicin for flavor emergencies? Then you'll get a kick out of this hot sauce! We're not sure where it resides on the Scoville scale for spiciness, but it WOULD like to reside in your house. On your couch.