Squishable Alter Ego - Alien Avocado

Usually we try to think up cute names for Alter Ego. This is not one of those times. This is the time to hide in your cellar and remember back to the days before the Alien Avocados arrived, spattering our landscape with delicious butteryness and lowered cardiovascular risk. Come to think of it, those days sucked. Thank you, Alien Avocados!